Featuring Loretta
Loretta is young, hot, and in need of a lot of money — fast. She’s staying in a seedy suburban motel run by an ex-KGB agent, her husband has been killed by a bear, and she’s desperately trying to outrun her family before they find out the baby she’s expecting isn’t his. Strip club booker Michael has big plans to help get Loretta the cash she needs, but her maybe-boyfriend Dave is getting in the way. She says she’ll do anything to gain independence from the men trying to control her life, but just how far will Lorrie go to live on her own terms? Daring, funny, and unashamedly raunchy, Featuring Loretta is one of the six plays from George F. Walker's Suburban Motel series.
Featuring Loretta is about a young woman named Loretta who is living out of a run down motel room while running away from her family. Her husband just died after being eaten by a bear. Loretta is pregnant, but her family doesn't know that the baby is not her late husband's. She meets Michael, a booker for a strip club, who says he can help her make a lot of money fast. However, the man Loretta is dating doesn't think she should work with Michael. Loretta says she'll do anything to be independent because she's tired of the men in her life making decisions for her. Over the course of the play she finds out how far she'll go for that independence.
Playwright: George F. Walker
Director:
Daisy Brazil
Cast: Elyse Roszell,
Holly Wandler, Sable B. Boltz, Andreas Schroeder
Designers:
Claire Sonmor
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Comedy/Drama
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$18.00 inc $5.00 fees
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13-August 23, 2026
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60 minutes
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32: The Lorne Cardinal Theatre
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18A
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Show Contains: Adult Language/Content, Political Content, Sexual Content

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