PORK & BEANS: Attorneys At Law
In the gritty, grimy, and undeniably groovy land of 1970s Chicago stand the two most legendary lawyers that have graced this sweet planet we call Earth. Augustus Pork and Lucius Beans, inseparable Harvard chums, have lawyered their way to the top, only to face off in the “Trial of the Century” as bitter rivals. Plug your nose and cannonball into the story of the highs and heartbreaks of their unbreakable bond turned brutal feud, accompanied by an ensemble of weird, wonky, and utterly wacky degenerates. Will their shattered friendship ever be mended, or will their deepest flaws tear them apart forever?
Pork & Beans: Attorney's at Law is a story following two of the best lawyers in Chicago. Based in the 1970s, we follow Augustus Pork and Lucious Beans' friendship, and ultimately their downfall as they become enemies with one another. Along the way we meet a wide variety of wacky ensemble members who change the way our characters feel and respond to one another. Will they rekindle their lost friendship or was it always meant to end this way?
Playwright: Ethan Lang and Sam Daly
Director:
Lauren Boyd; Assist Director: Elizabeth Janzen
Cast:
Ethan Lang, Sam Daly, Avery Przyswitt, Nico Maiorana,
Aidan Laudersmith, Carly Petitt, Ash Turcotte, Ben Healey, Elyse
Roszell, Alex Delaney
Designers: Ethan Lang
and Sam Daly
Stage Manager: Meg Walker
Website: topbunktheatre.ca
Instagram:
@topbunktheatre
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Music/Musical Theatre
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$20.00 inc $5.00 fees -
14-August 23, 2026 -
60 minutes -
18: FOH PRO Stage -
18A -
Show Contains: Adult Language/Content, Cartoonish Violence, Drugs/Alcohol, Gunshots, Sexual Content, Violence
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